Bug Memorials

skernick — Tue, 15 May 2012 18:47:19 +0000

Minneapolis-based creative agency Carmichael Lynch created a spin-off collective whose sole mission is to make really inspiring tomfoolery. The bug memorial project is absolutely brilliant and does the job it was intended to do. Make a dude like me smile on a Tuesday.

Rest in peace Mr. Roach.

There is no weak project on the site. Check these guys out.

Hero-Dad Hustle – Get your SpongeBob Craftwork on!

skernick — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 20:24:36 +0000

What Dad doesn’t want to be a Hero-Dad? Even shitty Dads want the hero accolades without putting in the time and emotional effort. For me, there is no greater joy than having your kid envision you with a cape. For this brief time in my life I can actually be a super-hero in somebody’s eyes.

Over the past few years of young fatherhood I have discovered some choice methods of rising up the ranks to the ultimate Hero-Dad. I have created a new category on the site dedicated strictly to the art of rising up the ranks of the Hero-Dad Hustle.

Every Hero-Dad will be supply-ready at all times. That being said you need to make a trip to your local Arts & Crafts store and stock up on googly eyes, rhinestones, craft glue, a pile of different colored felt pieces, feathers etc. etc. Get your shit right and designate a cabinet or a shoebox for your supplies. You got your tools in your toolbox and your hammer ready at all times? Same goes for this. You need to have your craft supplies loaded up with a pair of safety scissors ready to roll.

If your kids love SpongeBob as much as mine then “By Barnacles!” the SpongeBob craft is the route. This invention is far from inconceivable… he’s a damn sponge.

You will need the following:

Pack of yellow sponges
medium or large googly eyes
1 brown paper bag
felt pieces – red, black, white
pipe cleaners – white, black
1 black sharpie
safety scissors
Reasonably strong raft glue (no cheap stuff )

Let’s do this.

Lay all your supplies out on a paper towel or a paper plate. Getting glue on the tablecloth may not effect your Hero-Dad rating but it’s a bitch to clean up afterwards so I recommend avoiding it. Take your Sharpie and draw in the nose shape. Make sure and stay in the top 1/3 of the sponge to allow for his “Square Pants”.

Apply a healthy amount of glue to the back of the googly eyes. Apply at a subtle angle. Keep SpongeBob reference at hand so you can stay true to the placement of the facial elements. Kids are brutal critics and will let your ass know it if “SpongeBob looks like a mutant”.

Use your sponge as a template to cut out a rectangle in the paper bag. Apply glue liberally and adhere to sponge.

Cutting out the smile from the black felt is one of the trickier parts of this craft. It helps if you think of the mouth as an upside-down baseball cap. Cut a few of em out just in case. The teeth are small square cuts from the white felt.

See? It ain’t that hard. Can you feel the heat of Hero-Dad on your back yet? Yea? Well, it might be a herniated disc or spinal stenosis and you should get that shit checked out.

Two small white scalene triangles and an elongated diamond cut from the red felt do the job in creating the tie and shirt collar. SpongeBob is all business, playa.

I used some furry pipe-cleaner materials because that is what I had on hand. If I were to do this again I would get the normal skinny kind. All good.

By pressing hard and rotating into the sponge like a screw you can create the arms and legs. I would make sure and drive them deep enough so SpongeBob doesn’t lose an appendage during his first tea party or else it will be your ass. Trust me.

Add some eyelashes, bottom lip and some green spots (with green marker) and, by barnacles, you got yourself a bonified Spongebob. Well done Dad.

Boomtime! Now stand tall and wear that cape as you unveil to your child. The breeze feels pretty damn good up there don’t it?

Stay tuned for more from the Hero-Dad Hustle. Please drop me a line with any Hero-Dad Hustle techniques you found in your own journey.

Stay up, fellow Fatherhoodlums.

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Runways & Retro Bikini Bottoms

skernick — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 14:21:10 +0000

If part of the thrill of your beach vacation involves watching bikinis get blown off by the force of a jet engine then you’re probably lampin’ at Maho Beach, the Caribbean island of Saint Martin. Photographer Josef Hoflehner has put together an incredible series of photos illustrating the balance the exists between calm and chaos on the infamous Maho Beach.

Check out the full set here.

Pretending isn’t Protecting

skernick — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:25:10 +0000

As a parent of young children you tend to have a naive belief that you can shield your kids from any storm that comes brewing. The idea that pain is inevitable for your child can often be too much to bear. So we don’t. The reality is that life is hard and littered with painful surprises. It is our job to allow our kids to feel pain, teach them how to navigate through it and ultimately find their own way out of it. You can be sure that our little sailors are going to set out to sea and they’ll need to be fully equipped to navigate the unpredicted thunderstorms or else pay the price of us pretending that thunderstorms don’t exist.

If bugs were the size of kittens.

skernick — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:53:37 +0000

Every now and then I get on my rant about how lucky we should feel that bugs are so abysmally tiny. The fact of the matter is if ants were the size of kittens we would be polishing their antennae and offering our children to toil in their underground sugar caves. Instead of melting into a pile of pure terror (à la Kent Brockman) Flickr photographer twomeows has decided to offer a more aesthetic appreciation with her macro photoset illuminating the seducing allure of our future arthropod executives.

Check out the full set here.

NEDA Awareness Week

skernick — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 17:22:31 +0000

The National Eating Disorder Association has designated this week to spreading awareness of the many destructive illnesses that 40 percent of Americans have themselves experienced or know someone who has experienced. Eating disorders have the highest mortality rate of any mental illness and yet don’t have the social understanding that many other illnesses do. My family and loved ones has struggled intensely with the effects of eating disorders and it has been an incredibly difficult illness to contend with. It is a sneaky, destructive disorder that can turn relationships upside-down and ruin lives. The spotlight has been on E.D.(eating disorders) from celebrities struggling including Kelly Clarkson, Princess Diana, Lady Gaga, Sharon Osbourne and Oprah Winfrey but awareness on how to spot, treat and care for those struggling remains very low. Eating disorders span race, socioeconomics and geography while the stigma of E.D. has a firm foothold in our social conciousness. I ran across a handful of truths behind the common myths of eating disorders written by Kenneth L. Weiner, M.D. that I felt did a good job in debunking the misunderstandings that most people have about E.D. Check it out and get involved:

Myth: Eating disorders revolve around food.

Truth: Eating disorders are complex illnesses with biological, psychological and sociological underpinnings. While behaviors associated with eating disorders may begin with a fixation on calories and weight, eating disorders generally stem from issues beyond food and body size. They also signify an attempt to control something of substance in an individual’s life.

The mistaken belief that eating disorders are about food compels friends and loved ones to encourage individuals to “just eat,” when in fact, the disorder from which they’re suffering is incredibly complex.

Myth: Eating disorders are an illness of choice.

Truth: Eating disorders are a mental illness, and no one chooses to have an eating disorder. The women, girls, men and boys suffering from eating disorders are generally wonderful people with a horrible illness. They’re often the best and the brightest and come from good families that care deeply about their well-being. On the surface, these individuals look like they have everything in the world going for them, and recovering from the disease is far more complicated than simply making healthy lifestyle choices.

Myth: Eating disorders aren’t serious illnesses.

Truth: The mortality rates associated with eating disorders are higher than any other mental illness, including depression, bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. Anorexia nervosa, which is characterized by refusal to maintain a healthy body weight and an obsessive fear of gaining weight, is the most lethal eating disorder. Half of one percent of patients die every year from anorexia, and it has a mortality rate of 20 percent within 20 years, meaning that one in five people that have had anorexia for two decades will die as a result of the illness.

Even for patients whose eating disorders don’t prove fatal, there are often severe medical complications associated with starvation and purging, including bone disease, cardiac complications, gastrointestinal distress, organ failure and infertility.

Myth: Dysfunctional families cause eating disorders.

Truth: While previous models of eating disorders treatment viewed families and dysfunctional dynamics therein as a contributing cause of these illnesses, the community has moved away from the blaming of families toward an understanding that families aren’t a cause, but rather an integral part of eating disorders recovery.

While families don’t cause eating disorders, these illnesses have been shown to run in families and are as inheritable as bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. Between 40 and 50 percent of the risk of developing an eating disorder is genetic, and a woman with a mother or sister who has anorexia is 12 times more likelythan the general population to develop the disease and four times more likely to develop bulimia nervosa. Those that develop an eating disorder likely had a latent genetic predisposition toward the illness and a precipitating event, such as going on a diet, a traumatic event or significant life change, triggered their anorexia, bulimia or related disorder.

Myth: Eating disorders are a women’s illness.

Truth: While eating disorders involve many women’s issues and females represent a large part (90 percent) of the affected population, research suggests that male eating disorders now account for at least 10 percent of all cases. Interestingly, despite significant biological, psychological and sociological differences between men and women, the etiology of eating disorders remains fairly constant between the two genders. Like in their female counterparts, eating disorders in men and boys are genetic in nature and are often supported by psychological and sociological pressures such as traditional gender roles and socially accepted ideas about masculinity.

Eating disorder myths can prevent individuals, families and professionals from recognizing these illnesses and seeking appropriate treatment. Education and awareness are the strongest antidotes for misinformation, and promoting a better understanding of eating disorders among the general public and the healthcare community can support early identification, effective intervention and lasting recovery for the men, women and children suffering from eating disorders.

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When creative Yeti’s with restless leg syndrome get high.

skernick — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 13:27:44 +0000

Snow Circles from Beauregard, Steamboat Aerials
Created by a stoner Yeti with restless leg syndrome.

Got balls? Graffiti Iran.

skernick — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 13:41:54 +0000

You’d be hard-pressed to find a graffiti writer or street artist who doesn’t crave the adrenaline rush from creating art on the edge of calamity. You’d be even harder-pressed to find artists who are getting up in a more punishing environment than Iran. Enter Icy and Sot. These stencil artists are blazing a trail from the alleyways of Tehran to the farmhouses and caves in the Iranian countryside. Amazing. Check these guys out.

The Elephant Dung Heels are the Shit!

skernick — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 16:00:33 +0000

Oh you fancy, huh? Nails done hair done, elephant shit.

British graffiti artist INSA, who we featured here a few years ago, created the 10 inch stillettos as a nod to famed Caribbean fecal artist Chris Ofili. Respect due(doo).

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Recycling Bicycling

skernick — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 16:00:18 +0000

South Korean artist Seo Young Deok is all about some bicycle chains. Like a damn nut. This giant head took my man a year to finish and the torsos took months! Somebody Fedex this dude some plaster of paris and a smile before he pops a link.

Karate Chop Shop

skernick — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 20:22:23 +0000

German photographer Martin Klimas has been hard at work raiding the curio cabinets of every Japanese grandma within arms reach only to stash & smash the fine collection of porcelain nick-nacks. Martin dropped these figures from ten feet up and wired his camera to snap triggered by the sound of the smashing porcelain. This project is so damn fresh to me. HIYA!!

The Tragedy of the Cauliflower

skernick — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 03:24:09 +0000

Bad things happen. Tragedy, loss, despair… these are the darkest corners in the balance of life. Cauliflower on the other hand… cauliflower exists somewhere in the nether-regions of our emotional existence. It has a playful texture but possesses little taste. Its stalk grows like a tree but rises from the earth like lettuce. It is often eaten but if it disappeared from the face of the earth tomorrow, would anyone even give a shit? You may visit the snack tables at an art opening and assume it had already been eaten from the veggie tray but not a single tear would be shed. Conversely, cultural tragedies sear into social consciousness like a brand to a cattle’s booty. Space shuttle explosions and nuclear bombs are a very big deal and the world would take particular notice if nuclear warfare was removed from our international snack table. Loyal readers of Two Four Flinching know my rant that the secret ingredient to creating engaging contemporary art is finding the sweet spot in authentic and uncomfortably emotional juxtapositions. That being said, queue photographer and food enthusiast Laser Bread and his historic explosions depicted in cauliflower. I always though the Hindenburg would have tasted better with some homemade French Onion Dip.

Check out his full Food Stuff photo set. The man is hungry.

Cauliflower Space Shuttle Challenger, 1986

Cauliflower Hindenburg, 1937

Cauliflower Nagasaki, 1945

How Hip-Hop ensured that Crack was Wack.

skernick — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:22:43 +0000

Say what you may about hip-hop and the negativity you think it may embrace but when it came to demonizing crack cocaine and promoting safe sex through condom use there is no other musical subculture that kicked it to the curb. Hip-Hop made sure that you were looked at like a dumb-ass if you didn’t wear a condom and a complete asshole if you smoked crack. Hip-Hop embraced a primal creative release that has since run unparalleled in its impact on a poverty stricken culture.

Check out this documentary that peels the onion on the rise of Hip-Hop and the intersecting rise of the crack cocaine epidemic.

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Anatomical Nesting Dolls

skernick — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:56:33 +0000

Illustrator Jason Levesque blesses us regularly with his whimsically sexual, clean-line illustrations. This time around he has jumped off the two dimensional plane and directly into the third via custom painted nesting dolls. Well done Jason. I love these jawnies.

Soft-Serve Guerilla Warfare

skernick — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 15:46:29 +0000

Designer, art director and hand-crafted model maker, Kyle Bean has pleasantly neutered man’s favorite tools for creating bloodshed and mayhem. Jello Grenades and Birthday Candle Ammo may not be ideal for the goodie bags at your daughters birthday party but Id prefer the dude running the Chucky Cheese ticket-counter to pack a feather-knife than the 3″ Buck knife he has stashed in his boxer lining. Just sayin’.

Bomber Jacket Bravado

skernick — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:38:49 +0000

I haven’t been this excited about a find since Sonny Bono discovered that tree. (just a joke Sonny) Flickr user D.Shelley has blessed us with an absolutely incredible photo set detailing the custom artwork applied to the back panel of WWII bomber jackets. Hand-crafted and war-torn, these jackets set the tone for graffiti-adorned jean jackets of the 80′s. These dudes were seriously bombin‘ shit…. no, seriously.

Make sure you check out the full set of Flickr. This is an amazing collection. Enjoy.

The Smoking Kids

skernick — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 15:42:28 +0000

You remember that video of that chubby Indonesian kid smoking cigarrettes that went viral a little while ago? So did Belgian photographer, Frieke Janssens. The difference between us and her is that she acted on her reaction to the video and put together an incredibly kick-ass photo project titled, “Smoking Kids”. Keep in mind that no actual cigarette product or smoke was involved in the shoot.

Check em out. Children provide an startling window into how scary and peculiar destructive behavior can be. They illicit the kind of jarring emotion that leads directly to clarity. Smoking is Toddlers & Tiaras chic.

Chillingsworth X 24Flinching present: “Profits of Poetry” Mobb Deep mixtape

skernick — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:29:52 +0000

Chillingsworth & Co. X 24Flinching bring the beat back to the Mobb Deep streets of Queensbridge. Download and chill at will…(subscribe to the mixtape feed to stay looped)

Download - Mobb Deep – “Profits of Poetry” (right click “save target as”)
Download audio file (MobbDeep_ProphetsOfPoetry.mp3)

Who is that Giant pooping near that Nativity Scene?

skernick — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:59:26 +0000

Believe it or not this bad boy is the Guiness Record holder as the Largest Caganer. For those unfamiliar with the Spanish custom of the caganer let me enlighten you. He is a dude that typically poops next to the traditional Catalan Christmas nativity scenes. No bullshit. If enormous pooping mountain men in the mall aren’t your thing then maybe a menagerie of miniature pooping politicians, super-heroes or seasonal snowmen may tickle your dingleberry. Happy Holidays!

Billy Dee Williams X Colt 45 40oz. X Lando Calrissean X Culture Initiative

skernick — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 18:48:20 +0000

The Uncanny Culture Initiative is gearing up to celebrate their 3rd Anniversary of growing and supporting the creative culture in North Carolina. They are doing it up properly with a 3D themed showcase featuring roughly 50 artists freaking it in the third dimension. If you are anywhere near Charlotte this Saturday you need to make like a fetus and head out to AKA Creative.

My submission is a nod to the man Billy Dee Williams and his smooth, seductive and awkwardly sexual support Colt 45 Malt Liquor. If there was ever a man who could convince me to drink 40 ounces of liquid libido, Lando Calrissean is the pusher. You the man though, Lando.

Trippy Science

skernick — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 15:16:14 +0000

Being a notable scientist requires a thin line to be walked between the brilliant and the stone-crazy. This series of illustrations titled,”Science vs. Delirium” by graphic designer Simon Bent give some props to our greatest scientific figures LSD-testing style.

Koala Poop Earings & Beyond

skernick — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 15:51:29 +0000

When a double-dip recession looms and unemployment is at a record high what should you invest your money in, you ask? Koala Poop Earings of course. Maybe dangling mammal fecal matter from your ears isn’t really your thing but you would like to display your wealth prominently. Well, I offer you a Tasmanian Devil turd gilded in genuine 23 carat gold leaf embedded in a paperweight, my good sir. Poop for sale, people. Poop for sale.

Dice Breaker

skernick — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 16:17:34 +0000

Yo sculptor Tony Cragg, you actin’ real dicey right now. Really though, the dude is sick with it. CEE-LOOOOOOO!

Re-purposed Creepy Peeps

skernick — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 16:48:04 +0000

Working with hammer-formed steel and re-purposed objects Greg Brotherton brings the creepy heat! It’s like Tim Burton and Hieronymus Bosch copulated with a Goodwill donation bin. Pleasant dreams need not apply.

YOU DO DOODLE!

skernick — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:05:40 +0000

Sometimes doodling can get out of control. Just ask Skeme’s Mom. If Mrs. Skeme has seemingly lost her perspective Jason Sho Green has gone bat-shit crazy! From afar these amazing quilted assemblages of ball point pen marvelings appear to look like well executed portraits. Up close, you have bought yourself a ticket to Doodle World where Robocop pulls a gat on your neck and overweight naked men bask on the clouds in your head. You are killing it with these Jason. Wow.

Tattoo Yo Teeth, Son

skernick — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 19:16:22 +0000

What the bicuspid, cuzzy?! Tattoo-able real estate is truly limited on the human body. Since you have already thrown a few Nascars on your back, some bacon and eggs on your head, a MySpace logo on your pubic region, a bong smoking dolphin on your tricep and a Hello Kitty on your tongue - what’s left to ink? Your teeth you imbecile! For a very reasonable fee you can get your crowns sent off to a very pleasant looking young couple who offer the bizarre service of custom tattooing your teeth. Now when someone politely points out that, “there is something in your teeth” you can tell them it’s just David Letterman.

Nano Origami

skernick — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 15:22:59 +0000

Go big and get small! Anja Markiewicz freaks it with her miniature origami skills. Strange, true and obscurely useful, her mini-skills are major.

She has loads more on her Flickr site as well as her blog here. Check it out.

Chillingsworth & 24Flinching present: Grand Puba – Maxwell

skernick — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 03:23:33 +0000

The good people at Chillingsworth & Co. have teamed up with your boys at Two Four Flinching to bring you a monthly mixtape guaranteed to make your ears open wider than the mouth of Francisco Domingo Joaquim. Our maiden voyage honors Brand Nubian wordsmith Grand Puba. What’s the 411, hun?

Download – Grand Puba – Maxwell (right click “save target as”)

Download audio file (Grandpuba_MAXWELL.mp3)

stay tuned, more to come.

Disney Thizzle

skernick — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 13:30:56 +0000

Artist José Rodolfo Loaiza Ontiveros redefines the “happy ending” we have all come to expect watching Disney films. With a smash-n-grab, ecstacy induced, fantasy-turned-reality take on our favorite animated fairy tales, José crushes it with his project entitled, “Disenchanted“. When you wish upon a star….

Gentle Levitation

skernick — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:03:45 +0000

Humans are obsessed with flight. Ask 10 people what super power they would like to have and half of them will say “flight”. This never made any damn sense to me. After two weeks this “super-power” will turn from exhilarating to just another way to get to work in the morning. Only worse because every other schmuck will be pointing their fingers, gawking at you all day and the other half will be trying to shoot your dumb-ass out of the air. Suddenly you’ll find yourself caged up in some government facility along with Gamayun and the Jersey Devil grounded with regret. My super-power? Never missing a shot. Money, power and respect without the stigma of being a total freak. I’ve put a lot of thought into this.

Meanwhile in Japan, Natsuimi Hayashi has seemingly accomplished the fine art of levitation. Her blog kicks ass all over the place, showcasing daily photos of gentle levitation. I understand these are self-portraits, no photoshop. Jump, freeze, flight. Go girl.

Fish Bowl on Acid

skernick — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:39:07 +0000

One bad-ass fishbowl from the good people at Psalt Design. My fish is going to crap itself… which he does every day anyway.

The R-G-Beezneez

skernick — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 21:55:43 +0000

Color, line and depth are some shit to comprehend when you put your mind to it. Artists leverage these three tools to create illusions when painting or drawing. By layering and playing with color and line we are able to transform a flat surface and guide the viewer into a whole new world.Carnovsky (a Milan based artist/designer duo comprised of Francesco Rugi and Silvia Quintanilla) have created a series of wall installations that tool with our ability to perceive and interact with the RGB color model. I’m a huge fan of artists creating visual art that push their work off the 2 dimensional surface and spill into depths of interactive experience. Making art that can be interpreted over a span of time, breaking out of the moment of a flat surface. Super fresh.

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Edible Pencil for Nervous Wrecks

skernick — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 21:30:01 +0000

Never borrow a pen or pencil from me unless you don’t take issue with handling post-nibbled, saliva-coated, nasty-ass pens and pencils. Thankfully Cecilia Felli has stepped in and created a licorice pencil sturdy enough to doodle and tasty enough to chew….if your’e into that kind of thing. Nom nom nom.

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Man Panties

skernick — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 02:19:47 +0000

Sometimes I want to send a box of chocolates, flowers and a pajama-gram to the internet for being so god damn generous. Thank you for this internet. From the bottom of my balls.

For those that don’t know, these are man panties. And yes, there is a whole site full of them. Just for you. Yes, that’s right. Just for you big boy.

Radioactive Super Fetus

skernick — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 01:59:01 +0000

What came first? Hitler or his moustache? French artist Alexandre Nicolas tries his hand at uncovering this ancient proverb with his completely captivating series of pop culture fetuses. I’d be lying if I didn’t have my fingers crossed on my daughters born day secretly wishing that a newborn Spider-Man was crowning. Oh well.

Tom Obama & Jerry Bin Laden

skernick — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 02:07:54 +0000

Street artist Combo has been KILLING IT on the streets of Paris. His approach is simple. By juxtaposing cartoons with political and pop cultural imagery he makes his mark memorable. Keep up with him on his Flickr site here.

How to Paint Biggie – Graffiti 101 Teaser Video

skernick — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 14:41:21 +0000

I have joined forces with the man Joe Bruno and Critical Cutz to create a series of instructional videos to teach spray painting and illustration techniques. We are finishing up the first installment showcasing a large format caricature of Biggie Smalls on a wall and the teaser video is ready to roll. Check it out yall. The Bob Ross of can control.

Ink Surfing

skernick — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 02:12:19 +0000

Artist and photographer Alberto Sevesto has made some buzz online with his gripping “ink and water” photography. Never being one to congeal, Alberto has upped the ante by throwing a surfing Lego dude into the mix creating an absolutely awesome photo set of ink surfing. Inkwell Breakwater Tubular.

Radioactive Morning

skernick — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 12:25:28 +0000

Art crew Luzinterruptus has put together what they call an “intervention” inviting reflection regarding the forever irreversible use and abuse of nuclear energy. This installation titled “Radioactive Control” was formed at the Dockville Festival in Hamburg as a statement toward the devastation and ensuing paranoia after the escape of radioactive material in Japan.

via RebelArt

The Beast in Boston Harbor

skernick — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 01:55:31 +0000

Remember that time we got wasted in Boston and woke up naked on that pier on the Harbor and that sea monster was rooting around sniffing in your crotch? Me neither. Matthew Buchholz on the other hand may have already constructed an “Alternate History” poster based on the wild night. By slightly augmenting historical posters and redesigning the outcome you may find yourself accidentally pulling a Kent Brockman and hailing allegiance to the Krgyyx.

Check out his Etsy shop and check out the full line of prints.

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